D. U. I.


Three in the morning and I gotta be someplace 
I don't remember where 
Friends try to make me stay or call me a cab home 
I grab my keys and a beer 

The cops they took my license away 
But I got my car out of impound today 
And I’ve been drunk since last saturday 
You'd better stay outta my way 
I drink and drive 
Feel so alive 
I'll never take that dive 
Feel so alive 
I'm doin' ninety-five 
I drink and drive 
I feel so alive 
I drink and drive 

Early morning and the freeway's deserted 
Like it’s all mine 
I'm trying to set a new drunken speed record 
But I can't drive a straight line 
Flashing lights 
Split the night 
I'm tossing bottles as I swerve to the right 
Now I’ve slammed my face into the back of a big-rig 
At least you'll never catch me you fucking pigs 

Designate someone other than me 
I'm so drunk I can hardly see 
Another shot of jager and I turn the key 
I got so many places to be 

When I’m on a binge, my friends all cringe
They won't drive at night
Cause down at the freeway it's such a fright
But I think I drive alright