Pretty Fly (For A White Guy)



You know it's kind of hard
Just to get along today
Our subject isn't cool
But he fakes it anyway
He may not have a clue
And he may not have style
But everything he lacks 
Well he makes up in demal
So don't debate, a player straight
You know he really doesn't get it anyway
He's gonna play the field, and keep it real
For you no way, for you no way
So if you don't rate, just overcompensate
At least you'll know you can
Always go on Ricki lake
The world needs wannabe's
So don that brand new thing

He needs some cool tunes
No just any will suffice
But they didn't have ice qube
So he bought vanilia ice
Now cruising in his pinto, he sees homies as he pass
But if he looks twice
They're gonna kick his lily ass

Now he's getting a tattoo
He's gettin' ink done
He asked for a '13', but they drew a '31'
Friends say he's trying too hard
And he's not quite ip
But in his own mind
He's the dopest trip

So don't degate, a player straight
You know he really doesn't get it anyway
He's gonna play the field, and keep it real
For you no way, for you no way
So if you don't rate, just overcompensate
At least you'll know you can
Always go on ricki lake
The world needs wannabe's
The world loves wannabe's 
So let's get some more wannabe's 
And that brand new thing